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3.95sPut us on backwards a little bit, then put us on the right way.
2.59sMom, Dad, I need to get new sneakers.
2.1sWhat? I just bought you new sneakers.
2.03sI know, but I need cooler ones.
1.02sShut up and stop complaining.
1.88sWhen I was your age, I didn't even have sneakers.
1.75sWe wore stale hamburger buns.
1.35sNo, you didn't, Peter.