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1.55sWell, well, well.
1.77sWho do we have here?
2.1sIt's me, Chris. You know me.
1.73sAnd why are you talking like a bad guy?
3.2sListen, I saw you steal money from Mom's purse.
1.13sOh...
1.77sWell, I was just trying to get new sneakers.
1.92sYou're not going to tell on me, are you?
2.17sWell, that depends.
1.08sOn what?
5.52sHow about I won't tell Mom and Dad about the money if you promise to do whatever I say?
1.93sMeg, this is how a lot of porn starts.
1.93sI mean it, Chris. I'll tell them.
1.55sMom, Chris took money out of the...
2.59sOkay, okay, okay.
1.57sI'll do whatever you want.
1.5sI thought you'd see it that way.
2.13sHere's a list of stuff I need you to do for me.
2.29sShouldn't have taken that money, Chris.
2.25sShe's right. I'm a horrible person.
4.82sI'm only one step above those people who really like dive bars and really need you to know it.
3.37sI love this place. I love dive bars. Dive bars are my favorite.
2.64sThey're so much better than regular bars because worse is better.
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