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2.42sYou don't remember what it's like to be my age!
2.35sI'm 2 years younger than you!
1.58sI hate you!
3.22sGreg Allman, how did you handle it when life got you down?
1.17sI did a lot of drugs,
1.87smarried some broad named Cher,
2.24sand I wouldn't recommend either one of 'em.
2.59sI gotta fight for my right to party!
1.28sEverybody gets one.
2.13sYou married a total jerk.
2sHoney, he didn't mean to hurt you.
2.13sAnd you know, you could still go to the dance.
2.74sAlone? Why don't I just tattoo a big "L"
1.73son my forehead while I'm at it?