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1.37sMe?
1.17sI did a lot of drugs,
1.87smarried some broad named Cher,
2.24sand I wouldn't recommend either one of 'em.
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2.59sI gotta fight for my right to party!
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1.7sA-a-ahh!
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1.45sThanks, SPIDER-MAN.
1.28sEverybody gets one.
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1.05sSweetie?
2.13sYou married a total jerk.
2sHoney, he didn't mean to hurt you.
2.13sAnd you know, you could still go to the dance.
2.74sAlone? Why don't I just tattoo a big "L"
1.73son my forehead while I'm at it?