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1.05sSweetie?
2.13sYou married a total jerk.
2sHoney, he didn't mean to hurt you.
2.13sAnd you know, you could still go to the dance.
2.74sAlone? Why don't I just tattoo a big "L"
1.73son my forehead while I'm at it?
3.19sNow, Meg, you know my feelings on tattoos.
2sY'know, If you stay home, then you're just proving
2.3sto the other kids that you don't belong there.
1.1sYeah.
2.03sAnd you might have a really good time.
1.37sI'll tell you one thing,
2.75sI still regret not going to my junior dance.
0.95sBu--
2.2sBut, Daddy, if you don't do what they say,
1.42sthey'll kill me!
3.72sSorry, pumpkin. You know we don't negotiate with kidnappers. Family policy.
1.37sDaddy, no! Please! Please!
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1.77sShe'll be all right.
2.07sCome on. What do you say?
1.02sWell,
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1.67sI do have that really slutty dress you hate.
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2.4sSo, uh, Lando,