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2.4sNot now, honey. I gotta write a book report on Oliver Twist.
1.73sYes, "Oliver Twit" if you ask me.
3sI would have done things rather differently, I can tell you that.
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2.8sPlease, sir. I want some more.
1.62sWhat?
3.35sPlease, sir. I want some more.
1.05sMore?
1.8sAll right! Stop it! Stop it right there!
2.45sNow go on! Fill up the bowl! Go on!
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2.37sThat's it. Now put on this dress.
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1.23sPut it on!
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1.43sNow dance!
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2.32sHey! Hey, Brian, the guy who wrote this,
1.92shis name, Charles Dickens.
1.53sLook at that.
2.13sI want an explanation, mister.
1.7sHey, Connie pulled a power move.
4.07sAnd When the most popular girl in school asks you to the dance, you don't say no. You say,
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1.23sok.
3.92sI just can't understand why you dumped your own daughter for Connie Demico.