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2.1sI don't want dessert!
3.49sI tell you, Lois, high school's a lot more fun this time around.
2.32sAnd It's a lot safer now that all the kids have guns.
2.1sOh--oh, a-a-a-And today in study hall,
1.5sI farted real loud on purpose,
1.57sy'know, to make the guys laugh.
1.97sAnd I swear to God, it was so heinous,
2.27sSusie Johnson ralphed up her salisbury steak.
0.92sNo, i-i-I'm sorry!
2.05sIs this really proper dinner conversation?
4.04sWell, I'm glad you taught those kids they don't have to do drugs to be popular.
4.37sHe sure did. Who needs drugs when you can go to the dance with the coolest guy in School?
3.37sGoing with Dad is gonna skyrocket me up the popularity food chain!
5.17sIt's true. Soon, members of the Math Club will be attaching themselves to your underbelly for transportation.
3.34sWait a minute. Peter, You can't take Meg to a school dance.
3.14sH-How long do you think you can keep up this charade, anyway?
2.45sJust till Friday. Please, Mom?
1.93sWell, if this is what you want.
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2.25sOh, It's probably Connie calling for me.
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