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2.53sHow am I going to get it out?
4.14sI'd have to poop a diaper into a diaper.
1.97sThat's how you end up in another dimension.
1.3sGee, that's rough.
2.29sI need a friend, Brian,
3.85slike I've never needed a friend before.
1.93sDamn it. All right, all right, I'll take it out.
3.67sOh, God. That smells like the food foreign guys reheat at work.
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2.74sOh, God. What is that smell?
2.6sDid somebody light a box of Band-Aids on fire?
4.4s(MICROWAVE DINGING) Would anyone like to try my gingbok?
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1.77sSo, you guys are my best friends,
1.4sand this is where we hang out?
2.44sThat's right. I'm Quagmire, and this is Joe.
1.37sSo, what do we do here?
4.07sWell, we usually come here, you buy us drinks and tell us what Lois' nipples look like,
2.34slike you always do. Giggity Giggity.
5sYeah, but first you usually go over there and pull down that blonde waitress' top.
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