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1.4sA chair. My own feces.
1.4sName a popular fruit.
1.03sOrange. Clay Aiken.
1.33sSomething in your closet.
1.13sShoes. Scary monsters.
1.27sYour favorite holiday.
1.07sChristmas. 9/11.
1.87sSomething you do on the weekends.
1.53sGo to church. Black guys.
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2.84sAll right, "Something you sit in." You said, "Chair."
0.98sSurvey said...
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2.49sWait a sec. I said "feces." Where's my answer?
1.87sYou're just going to pretend I'm not here, huh?
3.2sJust like Robin Williams' agent pretends he's still funny.
3.18s(TELEPHONE RINGING) Hello? Hey, Phil, it's Robin Williams.
2.33s(LAUGHING) That's hilarious!
2.54sI just wanted to make sure the meeting is still on for 2:30 tomorrow.
1.73sOtherwise, I gotta go to that Chinese dentist.
1.07sGet it? Tooth hurty?
3s(LAUGHING) You son of a bitch!
1.27sI had a mouthful of coffee!
2.57sGod, you are funny, and that is real!
1.62sOkay, Peter, Lois did great.
2.8sYou only need one point to win the $5,000.
3.02sTwenty seconds. Name something you sit in.
0.03sChair.
1.94sTry again.
1.13sBig chair.
1.9sNo, that's the same thing. Try again.
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