1.63s$5,000?
2.27sI could get that cave for the front yard I've always wanted,
1.77sand then tell people not to go in there.
2.8s(KIDS LAUGHING) Hey, you kids stay out of that cave!
2.57sYou don't know what's in there!
2.37s(SIGHS) Money well spent.
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1.83sYou folks have any interesting stories?
2.42sLois, tell him about the whole stitches thing when Chris was born.
1.23sNever mind, I'll tell it.
2.43sLois' vagina was so wrecked they had to sew it up,
1.9sopen up a new vagina right next to it.
3.2sYou know, kind of like when they build a new bridge next to the old bridge, and you're like,
2.87s"Wow, I can't believe I used to use the old one. Looks so unsafe."
1.12sAll right, enough clowning around.
1.82sLet's talk turkey. We want to play the Feud.
1.18sWell, you're in luck.