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1.77sSo, you guys are my best friends,
1.4sand this is where we hang out?
2.44sThat's right. I'm Quagmire, and this is Joe.
1.37sSo, what do we do here?
4.07sWell, we usually come here, you buy us drinks and tell us what Lois' nipples look like,
2.34slike you always do. Giggity Giggity.
5sYeah, but first you usually go over there and pull down that blonde waitress' top.
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4.09s(WOMAN SCREAMS) (SLAP) She screamed, so I had to slap her.
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1.4sOh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
1.9sGet nude. Get nude. Please get nude.
1.13sPlease get nude.
1.97sPeter, you don't have to spy on me.
2.79sYou're my husband. Come on in.
2.82sOh, boy, no fooling? Oh, boy!
2.44sWait a minute. Something's happening in my pants.
1.27sIn the front this time.
1.57sThat's all right, Peter.
1.83sIt just means you're excited.
3.3sThat's the way it's supposed to be between a husband and wife.
1.93sIt means you want to make love.
2.67sBut I forget how to make love.
4s(SHUSHING) That's okay. I'll show you.