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1.53sPeter, what the hell is all this?
2.6sWell, I'm a bachelor, so I invited a bunch of people over,
2.95sand now I'm waiting for them to leave. That's what bachelors do.
3.15sPeter, I'm interested in the redhead with the wooden arms and legs over there.
1.13sYou think you could introduce me?
1.3sThat's a table, Seamus.
1.4sDon't point at her. Don't point. She's looking.
3.24sOh, great. Now I gotta go in. Hey, I'm Seamus.
3.04sMan, I'm telling you, this party is on the hook, man.
1.35sYou said it, friend.
1.7sDon't let me near cassette player,
1.73sor I will be disc jockey all night.
1.44sWhere is the alcoholic?
1.63sI will guzzle four hectoliters,
2.97sand that will very quickly get me to the buzzers.
3.5sYou're crazy. Your head is on sidewards, man.
2.07sPeter, you left your family for this?
1.77sLook, I don't know what I was doing before,
2.07sbut this is the way man was meant to live.
2.52sI just know it. Check it out.
3.4s(BOTH MOANING) Don't you miss your family?
1.6sWhat, that lady and those kids?
1.82sI don't even remember them. How could I miss them?
2.5sI almost don't want to ask you out because I know you're gonna say no.
2.47sYou want to go out? No? Okay.