2.42sLois, tell him about the whole stitches thing when Chris was born.
1.23sNever mind, I'll tell it.
2.43sLois' vagina was so wrecked they had to sew it up,
1.9sopen up a new vagina right next to it.
3.2sYou know, kind of like when they build a new bridge next to the old bridge, and you're like,
2.87s"Wow, I can't believe I used to use the old one. Looks so unsafe."
1.12sAll right, enough clowning around.
1.82sLet's talk turkey. We want to play the Feud.
1.18sWell, you're in luck.
2.67s
3.85sANNOUNCER: It's time for the Family Feud.
3.8sIntroducing the Callaghan Family, ready for action.
3.7s(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS) And the Griffin Family.
6.64sOn your marks, let's start the Family Feud!