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3.14sand I'll never even get to punch whoever's responsible?
1.55sWhat's the point?
3.57sBender, no! Suicide isn't necessarily the answer.
4.2sIt's not a suicide booth, you lard-ass. It's a phone booth.
1.7sThey have phones in booths now?
2.89sFinally, I don't have to lug this cell phone around.
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2.97sWho the hell is this? How did you get this number?
1.35sIs this the robot company?
2.72s'Cause I have a complaint about a defective robot.
1.5sHis name is me!
2.3sA defective robot, you say?
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1.67sStay right there, dearie.
2.7sI'll have tech support take care of you.
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1.9sWell, things are starting to look up.
1.23sLook up!
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1.73sWho did you call? Dial-a-bomb?
3.3sNo, I just told the robot company I was defective.
2.28sYou dumb cocktail shaker!