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2sby means of this scrap of paper,
4.39sthat I was perfect and infallible in every way.
1.6sHey, Mr. Perfect,
1.7syou wet the chair.
4.64sHuh? It wasn't me. Must be some of that urine you're all so proud of.
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2.07sThat's not urine. It's oil.
3.27sImpossible. I'm triple-sealed to prevent any chance of...
1.25s(SHRIEKS)
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1.84sYou call that an ink defense?
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0.95s(EXCLAIMS)
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1.8sGoodbye, friends.
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1.67sWhat could have caused the leak?
2.05sExcessive heat, on account of I'm so hot?
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1.33sAlas, no.
4.4sOh, Bender, I'm afraid it's a symptom of a fatal defect.
1.55sYeah, fatal, schmatal.
5.44sIf I die, I can just download my backup copy into a new, equally fabulous body.
5sThat's just it. You can't! You were built without a backup unit!