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2sby means of this scrap of paper,
4.39sthat I was perfect and infallible in every way.
1.6sHey, Mr. Perfect,
1.7syou wet the chair.
4.64sHuh? It wasn't me. Must be some of that urine you're all so proud of.
2.07sThat's not urine. It's oil.
3.27sImpossible. I'm triple-sealed to prevent any chance of...
1.84sYou call that an ink defense?
1.67sWhat could have caused the leak?
2.05sExcessive heat, on account of I'm so hot?
4.4sOh, Bender, I'm afraid it's a symptom of a fatal defect.
1.55sYeah, fatal, schmatal.
5.44sIf I die, I can just download my backup copy into a new, equally fabulous body.
5sThat's just it. You can't! You were built without a backup unit!