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4.39sNow they're lowering me into the cold, cold ground.
6.74sHello, here come the worms. (LAUGHING) If you were really dead, you wouldn't be laughing so hard.
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2.84sYeah, death's a big deal to you flesh bags.
3.2sBut in case you didn't notice, I'm a robot.
3.03sSo? What if something heavy fell on you, like a church?
0.97sYou could still die.
1.32sNuh-uh!
3.14sMy wireless backup unit saves a copy of me every day.
2.54sSo, if my body gets killed, big whoop,
2.17sI just download into another body.
1.3sI'm immortal, baby.
4sWhat? Then how come you always scream so much when you're in danger?
3sI never said I wasn't a drama queen.
3.6sAnd the winner of the war is...
2.35sLet me just cross-check my tabulation here.
1.95sFactor in the corsages for the widows...
2.82sHurry up, you number-crunching crumb-nuncher!
2.5sEverybody but me is dying of old age!