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2.62s(BUZZER SOUNDS) Damn it, it won't go on!
1.54sThat's because you're not me.
1.93sHooray, it won't go on!
3.9sThe bureaucra-scan won't let anyone but the assigned bureaucrat log in.
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5.11s(AUTOMATED VOICE READING) Also, you have a rectangular mass in your colon.
2.62sThat's a calculator. I ate it to gain its power.
4sYou locate Inspector 5 while I slip into my ass-kicking feet.
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2.94s(GASPS) Sweet file-not-found of Puget Sound.
1.8sHis record's been blanked.
1.62sOh, man!
3.3sHow am I gonna find some anonymous guy I don't know anything about?
3.7sI recommend the men's room at the TWA Terminal. (LAUGHING)
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