2.62s(BUZZER SOUNDS) Damn it, it won't go on!
1.54sThat's because you're not me.
1.93sHooray, it won't go on!
3.9sThe bureaucra-scan won't let anyone but the assigned bureaucrat log in.
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5.11s(AUTOMATED VOICE READING) Also, you have a rectangular mass in your colon.
2.62sThat's a calculator. I ate it to gain its power.