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2.23sI can't believe it! I'm gonna die!
2.35sHow much time does he have left, Professor?
2.79sBetween a minute and a billion years.
2.17sWell, at least you can plan accordingly.
1.42sDying sucks butt!
2.37sHow do you living beings cope with mortality?
1.37sViolent outbursts.
1.43sGeneral sluttiness.
2.1sThanks to denial, I'm immortal.
1.88sDamn it, I'm supposed to be perfect!
2.64sInspector 5 gave me his blessing!
2.58sHow could he bring me into this world knowing I would die?
2.18sSo you wish you were never born, maybe?
4.27sYes, anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time!
1.45sThen suicide it is.
3.67sStep into my office. I'll give you a nice Kevorking.
4.14sNot until I hunt down Inspector 5 and beat an explanation out of him!
2.74sI'm all for a good beating, but you'll never find him.
1.92sProduct inspectors are bureaucrats,
2.89sfaceless bean-counters who blend into the woodwork.
1.58sI beg to differ.
2.62sStinking bureaucrats. I hate them!
5.31sThen again, you might be able to find Inspector 5 with the help of another seasoned bureaucrat.