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1.75sHere are our passports, visas,
1.73sand Homeland Security permission slips,
1.77snotarized and starched.
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2.82sOkay. I also would have accepted a bribe.
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1.78sNice work, butterball.
3.39sYou know, I was in Italy last week. (GASPS)
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2.6sMy birthplace. It's closed!
1.38sThere's not even a shrine to me.
2.84sWith a gift shop, selling pinatas of me!
1.45sEnd of the line, man.
3.1sCome on, we can still catch a twi-night double cockfight.
2.69sNo, wait! What's that in the Mexican garbage?
2.05sLooks like a half-eaten cheese diaper.
1.3sNo, next to that.
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2.28sA half-eaten employee directory.
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2.1sInspector 5's home address!
2.7sHis ass-ias is gracias!
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