4.09sInspector 5, the best inspector a kid could want.
2.4sThe day I was built, he looked me over,
2.27sprobably with tears of pride in his eyes,
2.03sand proclaimed to all the world,
2sby means of this scrap of paper,
4.39sthat I was perfect and infallible in every way.
4.64sHuh? It wasn't me. Must be some of that urine you're all so proud of.
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2.07sThat's not urine. It's oil.
3.27sImpossible. I'm triple-sealed to prevent any chance of...
1.25s(SHRIEKS)
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1.84sYou call that an ink defense?
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0.95s(EXCLAIMS)
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1.8sGoodbye, friends.