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1.3sI'm immortal, baby.
4sWhat? Then how come you always scream so much when you're in danger?
3sI never said I wasn't a drama queen.
3.6sAnd the winner of the war is...
2.35sLet me just cross-check my tabulation here.
1.95sFactor in the corsages for the widows...
2.82sHurry up, you number-crunching crumb-nuncher!
2.5sEverybody but me is dying of old age!
1.83sOkay.
4.99sThe winners, at a net cost of only $12 per life cut tragically short,
1.89sour Sith Overlords!
0.61sYeah!
0.6sYes!
2.5sHot diggity. I mean,
4.02s(IMITATES DARTH VADER) supreme diggity.
4.64sALL: Good war, good war, good war...
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2.44s
6.99s(ALL GROANING) It may have been a fake war, but my scuffed knee is all too real.
3.7sI've got pains in joints I had removed a century ago.
3.62sBender, bring me my soft chair with the wheels on it.