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3.44sI just hope he's a nice man who can make us lot of grandchildren.
3.57sThis not some parallel universe where you getting any younger.
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4.6sNow, remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents.
0.41sHave sex with them and you're in.
2.34sActually, sir,
2.94sI'm-- I'm a little nervous about meeting her family.
3.04sThat's natural. After all, you're meek and uninteresting.
2.67sUntil now, you've gotten by on my leftover charisma,
2.9sscrounging off it like a tiny charisma parasite.
2.69sI just hope they like me. And why wouldn't they?
3.1sYes, yes, I know-- tiny, meek, uninteresting.
2.3sSpare me your tedious life story, Kif.
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