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2sif she ever get married.
2.85sDad! Gleesh! Please don't say things like that...
1.93swhen you meet my boyfriend tonight.
3.87sAh, that right. We finally get to spend some time with this Mr. Kif.
3.44sI just hope he's a nice man who can make us lot of grandchildren.
3.57sThis not some parallel universe where you getting any younger.
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4.6sNow, remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents.
0.41sHave sex with them and you're in.
2.34sActually, sir,
2.94sI'm-- I'm a little nervous about meeting her family.
3.04sThat's natural. After all, you're meek and uninteresting.
2.67sUntil now, you've gotten by on my leftover charisma,
2.9sscrounging off it like a tiny charisma parasite.
2.69sI just hope they like me. And why wouldn't they?
3.1sYes, yes, I know-- tiny, meek, uninteresting.
2.3sSpare me your tedious life story, Kif.
1.92sAnd above all, have fun.
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