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2.97sHowdy, friends. Welcome to Mars.
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2.33sThanks so much for inviting us, Mr. Wong.
2.17sI've never been to a Mars Day barbecue.
2.27sOh, Mars Day much better than Earth Day.
2.77sDump trash wherever you want. Big, empty planet.
2.97sOkay, then. Make yourselves at home.
2.1sDon't mind if I already did. By the way,
2.9sdo you have any more of this Dom Perignon bubble bath?
2.65sThere was only enough to fill the tub halfway.
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2.15sThis is quite a large ranch you have.
2.08s17.9 billion acres.
2.3sWe own entire Western Hemisphere.
3.37sThat the best hemisphere. It's the same on Earth.
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4.1sHere is most number one product of all-- the mighty buggalo.
4.05sThey used for everything-- meat, milk, and the shells make good rowboat.
2.2sI broke your television.
3.34sMon, it must take forever to brand all those cattle.
1.77sNot really. We own so much stuff,