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4.05sKids never learn!
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3.77sOh, that is it! I'm tired of being pushed around by grown-ups!
2.04sIt's time to fight back!
2.8s- Yeah!
- Fight back! Fight back!
3.02sMan, if we had eye power like those kids in that movie,
2.97swe could read the adults' mind and tell their secrets...
2.74sand make 'em pitchfork each other and junk!
0.65sOh, yeah!
1.68sWait!
2.28sWe don't need supernatural powers.
1.75sWe already know their secrets.
3.19sShe's right. Homer's done a ton of crap that never made the papers.
3.3sMy mom shoplifts all the time. Stuff she doesn't even need.
2.75sMy dad gets in car accidents on purpose.
2.19sGreat. This is all gold.
2.2sWe gotta spread this stuff around.
1.94sLet's put it on the Internet!
3.44sNo! We have to reach people whose opinions actually matter.
3.1sAnd I think I know how. Why don't we--
3.64sI can get my dad's amplifier from the garage. Yeah, that's a good idea.
2.64sAttention, hemline and midriff monitors.