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2.92sMadam, your adoption application is in perfect order,
2.1sexcept for one thing.
3.25s(GULPS) You forgot to fill out the name of your husband.
0.33sHusband.
1.3sOf course.
3.44sThe Chinese government only allows wholesome, married couples to adopt.
1.75sNo "hen without cock."
3.05sI apologize if that is a double entendre in your language.
1.08sIt is not in ours.
1.27sDon't worry.
3.57sI'll just write my husband's name on this form.
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1.27sHave you ever heard of MacGyver?
4.09sYes. Big star. Big star. We know he's not married to you.
1.55sRight, right, right.
3.45sAnd don't forget, your husband must go with you to China to pick up the baby.
4.09sAll right. Here I go. Writing the name.
1.4s(GRUNTING)
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1.87sExcellent. You are Mrs. Homer Simpson.
2.08sHe is your soul mate and lover.
3.47sYes. Homer Simpson is my whole world.
0.54s
1.6sI love him.
2.03s(SHUDDERS) Oh!
3.5sI just felt a chill go through my very soul.