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1.82sHa-ha! Now we're even!
1.8sThis is your captain.
3.24sWe have started our descent and will soon be landing in Beijing.
2sCO-PILOT: If you look out the left side of the aircraft,
4.69syou will see our monument to warrior and spicy chicken pioneer, General Gao.
4.64sHOMER: Wow. It makes the Lincoln Memorial look like crap.
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3.47sVery good. You have passport, husband...
3.6sAll we need now is the sack of 10,000 happinesses.
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1.63sWhen do I get my baby?
1.15sIn a few days.
5.04s(GROANS) This will give you a chance to explore our nation's ancient culture.
6.82s(GROANS) And it will give me a chance to closely observe the intimate details of your married life.