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2.03sMa'am, we're trying to make a video here.
3.1sMenopause means you can't have any more children,
3.87sbut it also marks a wonderful new plateau in a woman's life.
4.54sSo let's all give menopause a round of "mena-plause."
1.87s"Mena-plause"? I'm not saying that.
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3.17sSo that's it. The end of the line.
2.14sI'm never gonna have children.
4.94s(SIGHS) Selma, I never realized you wanted a child so badly.
2.19sI didn't want to get pregnant and lose my looks.
1.33s(SNORTING)
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3.29sBut now I'm afraid I'll grow old alone.
3.29sWhat about your pet iguana, Jub-Jub?
3.8sJub-Jub can't take care of me when I'm old and sick.
2.5sAll he can do is eat me when I'm dead.
1.47sDon't cry, sweetie.
2.2sEverything's gonna be all right.
3.1sCome on, kids. We should go. Goodbye, Selma.
1.57sI'm not dead, idiot.
2.6sI know. That was for the other patients.