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3.14sHOMER: Hey, dragon, you fly like a girl!
1.43sGo, go, go!
1.1s(SIGHS)
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1.53s(NERVOUS MURMUR)
1.1s
3.75sHomer, I'm gonna need you to do something for me when we get to China.
3.67sYou name it, O wise mountain ape.
1.12s
2.59sYou have to pretend to be my husband.
4.25sHOMER: No!
2.94sThat's him. The man who broke a dragon's heart.
8.91s(CHINESE-STYLE) The man who broke a dragon's heart Homer, if you do this one small favor,
2.3sit could transform Selma's life.
2.47s(WHINY) But, Marge, I don't want her to be happy.
2.3sOkay. Don't do it for her.
2.3s- Deal!
- Do it for me.
1.13s
1.29s
0.87s
9.51s(MOANS) Okay, I'll do it because your sweet love is the one thing that saved my life from being an unmitigated disaster.