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1.28sProceed.
4.2sMadam Wu, we both love the enforcement of pointless rules.
5.76sBut there's a greater joy in bending the rules to help someone who thinks all hope is gone.
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3.44sI was this woman's husband for a few days,
1.23sin name only,
2.57sand beer will soon obliterate that memory,
5.87sbut I don't think this baby could find any greater love on your planet or ours.
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1.47sYou may not believe this,
1.93sbut I once was a baby myself.
2.18sMy father was a Ping-Pong champion.
3.04sHe died when the ball got stuck in his throat.
3.77sThe Heimlich maneuver was invented the very next day.
3.2sMy mother raised me alone, so I know it can be done.
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1.42sYou may keep your baby.
1.8sBut, you! Drop the panda!
1.27sBut he loves me.
4.35sOw! Why you little... I'll endanger you...