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2.77sI cannot allow her to be raised by an unmarried woman!
4.39sMadam Wu, I too work for a cruel and faceless empire...
3.6sThe Department of Motor Vehicles.
3.1sMay I talk to you, bureaucrat to bureaucrat?
2.37sYes. But you first must sign this form.
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2.89sAnd initial here. And here.
1.8sNow we must find a notary.
3.64s(CHUCKLES) This is Wang Pu's time to shine!
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1.28sProceed.
4.2sMadam Wu, we both love the enforcement of pointless rules.
5.76sBut there's a greater joy in bending the rules to help someone who thinks all hope is gone.
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3.44sI was this woman's husband for a few days,
1.23sin name only,
2.57sand beer will soon obliterate that memory,
5.87sbut I don't think this baby could find any greater love on your planet or ours.
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1.47sYou may not believe this,
1.93sbut I once was a baby myself.