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2.19sI didn't want to get pregnant and lose my looks.
1.33s(SNORTING)
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3.29sBut now I'm afraid I'll grow old alone.
3.29sWhat about your pet iguana, Jub-Jub?
3.8sJub-Jub can't take care of me when I'm old and sick.
2.5sAll he can do is eat me when I'm dead.
1.47sDon't cry, sweetie.
2.2sEverything's gonna be all right.
3.1sCome on, kids. We should go. Goodbye, Selma.
1.57sI'm not dead, idiot.
2.6sI know. That was for the other patients.
1.6sOw! Ow!
1.47sMy thingies!
1.2s(ORGAN MUSIC ON TV)
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4.6sWe now return to Son of Satan!
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2.57sEveryone has a child but me.
1.23sCheer up, sis.
2.19sThere's a dented can sale down at Tregman's.
4.27s(GROANS) This is one problem damaged food can't solve.
1.99sWow. You really are down.
2.4sHey, you ever think of adoption?
3.62sThe adoption process! That'll end the heartbreak!