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1.6s(SOBS HARDER)
2.84s
2.65sListen, I've got a plan to get Ling back.
1.3sBut we must be discreet.
2.19sYou never know where there might be a spy.
4.84sYes, tell me your plan in detail, American sister.
2.04s- Don't have a cattle, dude.
- (GRUNTS)
1.65sLet's talk about this outside.
0.54s
3.29s
1.45s
2.14s(SPRAYING) Hold still, Homie.
1.94sYeah, Dad. If you don't look perfect,
3.3syou'll never be able to sneak in and steal Ling back.
2.05s
1.95sYou look just like a Buddha statue.
3.2sNow all you need is an expression of utter serenity.
0.57s
1.17s
4sJust think about the day you found that Junior Mint in your belly button.
1.9s(CONTENTED MURMURS)
0.7s
1.28s(DOORBELL RINGING)
2.27s
1.35sA Buddha statue?
2.75sWe cannot leave it outside. It is bad feng shui.
0.92sFeng shui?