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1.94sYeah, Dad. If you don't look perfect,
3.3syou'll never be able to sneak in and steal Ling back.
2.05s
1.95sYou look just like a Buddha statue.
3.2sNow all you need is an expression of utter serenity.
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4sJust think about the day you found that Junior Mint in your belly button.
1.9s(CONTENTED MURMURS)
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1.28s(DOORBELL RINGING)
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1.35sA Buddha statue?
2.75sWe cannot leave it outside. It is bad feng shui.
0.92sFeng shui?
3.27sI thought that was just a trick to sell crappy end tables to the West.
3.25sJust put this hook in his nostril and pull.
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1.51s
1.42s(SCREAMING)
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2.79s
1.3s
1.37s(MOANING)
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1.53s(MOANING)
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