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1.9sThere's a downhill lie for you.
3.14sCOMMENTATOR 1: They're just out there begging to be touched. Pleading.
1.97sHow many golf balls do you think she can fit in her mouth?
2.3sCOMMENTATOR 2: I'd hit that one in the rough, if you know what I'm saying.
1.53sCOMMENTATOR 1: Who are you kidding, Greg?
1.4sYou'd pork her for a week and then get tired of her.
1.23sCOMMENTATOR 2: Yeah, you're right.
1.53sThat's what I do. That's my thing.
1.3sBut a hell of a week, though.
1.4sCOMMENTATOR 1: Hell of a week.
2.9s(ALL EXCLAIMING) Oh, my God, the power's out.
1.54sWhat are we gonna do now?
2.4sWell, we could light some candles and read.
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3.64s(ALL LAUGHING) Yeah, right. Yeah, that'd be great.
1.87sYeah, read the inside of my butt.
1.57sWe could tell stories.
2.04sHey, Dad, why don't you tell the story about when I was born?
1.67sYeah, we got halfway home with the afterbirth,
3.27sbefore we had to go back to the hospital and swap it out for Meg. The end.
1.1sNow, I got a better one.
3.64sThis is a story of love and loss, fathers and sons,
3.74sand the foresight to retain international merchandising rights.
2.97sThis is the story of Star Wars.
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