1.87sYeah, read the inside of my butt.
1.57sWe could tell stories.
2.04sHey, Dad, why don't you tell the story about when I was born?
1.67sYeah, we got halfway home with the afterbirth,
3.27sbefore we had to go back to the hospital and swap it out for Meg. The end.
1.1sNow, I got a better one.
3.64sThis is a story of love and loss, fathers and sons,
3.74sand the foresight to retain international merchandising rights.