2.4sWell, we could light some candles and read.
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3.64s(ALL LAUGHING) Yeah, right. Yeah, that'd be great.
1.87sYeah, read the inside of my butt.
1.57sWe could tell stories.
2.04sHey, Dad, why don't you tell the story about when I was born?
1.67sYeah, we got halfway home with the afterbirth,
3.27sbefore we had to go back to the hospital and swap it out for Meg. The end.
1.1sNow, I got a better one.