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3.2syou were too drunk to drive that time, who gave you your keys?
2.32sOh. You did.
2.75sBut... I still don't know.
2.52sI can just imagine what Marge would say.
2.15sHomer, I insist you steal that car.
1.92sI'll do it!
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4.12sOkay, here's the plan. This model car represents my car, huh?
2.6sAnd this olive is you. Now--
3.14s- Mmm! Me.
- Hey, hey! Aw, that's great.
2.54sNow the car's gonna have to represent you, and, uh,
3.04sthis little toy man will represent the car.
2.32sAll right, forget it. Forget it. Listen up here.
4.34sTomorrow night at 8:00, you go down to the waterfront, and you steal my car.
1.84sWhat about the cops? That's the beauty part.
3.82sEvery cop in town's gonna be on the police department's Moonlight Charity Cruise,
2.24sand I'm gonna be right there with 'em.
2.47sSo, as soon as you get back,
2.1swe steal the car, right?
4.4sRi-- No, no, wrong. Listen. While I'm on the boat with the perfect alibi,