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2.35sYeah! Yeah, that'd be great.
3.8sOr maybe you'd prefer a cool, refreshing Bacardi colada.
0.43sSure. Whatever.
2.19sBecause Bacardi makes the night...
2.02scome alive with freshness.
2.07sUh, do you work for Bacardi?
2.02sNo. I'm in love with you.
2.3s
2.22sHey, don't give up, Moe.
2.9sThe girl of your dreams has gotta be in some bar.
0.58s
2.07sAw, there's nobody for Moe.
3.94sI'm just gonna die lonely and ugly and... dead.
3s- Well, hello, Mary Sunshine.
- Huh?
2.79sAw, cheer up. Here, have a flower.
1.93sAll right, come on. What's the catch?
3.24sA gorgeous woman don't just hand you a free "daffy-dil."
1.75sReally? You think I'm gorgeous?
2.09sYeah, well, the part that's showing.
4.1sI guess you could have a lot of weird scars or a fake ass or something.
2.39sYou don't talk to a lot of women, do you?
3.3sWell, no-no-- Well, no, not a lot. I've--