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3.47sIt's just-- It's been four years since my last date with a whatchacallit,
1.65suh, woman.
1.75sWhatever happened to your mail-order bride?
2.17sOh, she got homesick for her old life--
3.37sdiving for tourists' pennies in a Micronesian swamp.
0.38sSo, her career got in the way.
2.5sYeah. I don't blame her.
3.62sNo girl wants to end up with a joe Puke-Pail like me.
3.4sNow, now, I won't hear of it, Moe. You're a fabulous catch.
1.97sOh, yeah? Well, uh, how come I ain't...
2.57sfending off movie starlets with a pointy stick?
2.34sOh, it's probably due to your ugliness.
2.8sBut that doesn't mean we can't find you a woman.
3.6sCome on. We're going to the darkest bar in town.
3.14sshe's A briCk
9.54shouse she's mighty mighty just lettin' it all hang out she's A brick Uh, I don't know, Homer. Women can smell panic,
2.43sand, uh, right now, I gotta be reeking of it.