1.53sYou'll get most of the story.
1.63sHuh. They seem pretty mismatched.
1.65sThere you go.
2.17sLook, it's like I've been saying, farming is very difficult.
1.7sWhen? When did you say that?
5.34sFarming takes incredible skill and knowledge and the sort of specialized experience that takes generations to acquire.
3.4sDad, my favorite hen laid this crazy-looking egg!
0.85s
1.37sWhat's your point, Brian?
4.3sMy point is that maybe I should go to the local state college and take some agriculture courses.
1.57sWith the proper training,
2.33smaybe I can actually learn something that will save this farm.
1.43sWow, Brian, that's a great idea.
2.27sAnd, hey, maybe I could give the speech at your graduation.
1.6sI'm really good at that.
3.97sAnd so, as I look out at your smiling faces filled with hope,
2.59sall I can think is, "You are completely screwed."