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3.24sYeah, I mean, the other day, I left a doodie right in the middle of a Crate and Barrel.
2.07sCame back 45 minutes later, it was gone.
2.07sYeah, even school's getting more dangerous.
4.17sThe bullies have been so busy, they're outsourcing their bullying to India.
2.42sMAN ON PHONE: Okay, do you see the back of your underwear in the mirror?
1.37sYes.
2.17sOkay, I want you to pull it up as high as you can.
1.39sWell, I disagree with you guys.
2.17sI think Quahog is still pretty great.
4.1sYou know, it's hard for me to take the things you say seriously when I know what's been in that mouth of yours.
2.77sLook, I realize Quahog isn't the small town it used to be,
1.83sbut it's still very special to me.
1.5sIt's my home.
2.77sYeah, come on, guys, she's got dyed roots in this community.
1.57sLois, I know you love this town,
1.94sbut nothing is ever as innocent as it seems.
1.78s(WHISTLING THEME SONG)
2.97s
2.97s(GRUNTS) Attaboy, Ope.
1.23s(WHISTLING THEME SONG)
4.69s
1.07sGive me all your money!
1.63sOkay, okay!
1.37sYou have a white wallet?
1.33sYeah, just like Truman Capote.
1.47sWho's Truman Capote?