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1.67sWe've been burglarized!
3.7sWell, we'll just have to get that $17 insurance check and start over.
3.3sOh, my God, it's so creepy to think there were strangers in our house.
1.53sI've never felt so scared.
1.2sI have.
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2.04sAnd now we wait.
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2.29sOh, no, they took my gym shoes.
2.43sSorry, glutes, no blasting today.
2.82sThey took my dirty rope that was tied in a knot!
2.07sThey stole the chair I use in the shower!
2.37sThey stole all my pens!
3.04sI... I don't have a lot of stuff.
3.07sSon of a bitch! They also stole my sense of wonder.
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1.2sNope.
2.03sOh, this is horrible!
1.33sMaybe you guys were right.
2.27sMaybe our town has changed.
1.08sI know, it's awful.
4.14sPretty soon, guys are just gonna be showing their boners to babies and stuff, I bet.
3.65sIt's sad to think that Quahog isn't safe for families anymore.