3.69sANNOUNCER: We interrupt this program to bring you a Channel Five News special report.
2.4sGood evening. I'm Joyce Kinney with this special report.
4.64sThe latest police statistics have revealed a significant rise in crime throughout Quahog.
2.07sThat's right, Joyce. And just to put it out there,
2sTom Tucker is packin'.
3.1sI drive a 2006 Infiniti, and I don't intend to lose it.
2.6sAn increase in crime? That can't be right.
2.07sI haven't noticed anything like that.
2.97sYou're in the house 14 hours a day. What would you notice?
0.97sWell, I hate to admit it, Lois,
1.69sbut over the last couple of years,
2.6sthis town has changed a lot, and not necessarily for the better.
3.24sYeah, I mean, the other day, I left a doodie right in the middle of a Crate and Barrel.
2.07sCame back 45 minutes later, it was gone.
2.07sYeah, even school's getting more dangerous.