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2.07sThat's right, Joyce. And just to put it out there,
2sTom Tucker is packin'.
3.1sI drive a 2006 Infiniti, and I don't intend to lose it.
1.57sSo come and get some, punks.
2.6sAn increase in crime? That can't be right.
2.07sI haven't noticed anything like that.
2.97sYou're in the house 14 hours a day. What would you notice?
0.97sWell, I hate to admit it, Lois,
1.69sbut over the last couple of years,
2.6sthis town has changed a lot, and not necessarily for the better.
3.24sYeah, I mean, the other day, I left a doodie right in the middle of a Crate and Barrel.
2.07sCame back 45 minutes later, it was gone.
2.07sYeah, even school's getting more dangerous.
4.17sThe bullies have been so busy, they're outsourcing their bullying to India.
2.42sMAN ON PHONE: Okay, do you see the back of your underwear in the mirror?
1.37sYes.
2.17sOkay, I want you to pull it up as high as you can.
1.39sWell, I disagree with you guys.
2.17sI think Quahog is still pretty great.