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2.32sIt's a small liberal arts college.
2.97sVery law-abiding. No convicts at all.
1.9sWell, the only other one to apply was Moe Szyslak,
2.1sand his stuff scares the hell out of me.
3.64sEw! How could anyone consider that making love?
1.97sAll right, Jack. You're hired.
2.57sI'll clear you out a cubby.
2.03sYou told a lie for me.
0.63sI know.
3.57sBut the Lord will forgive me if it helps you get a second chance.
3.65sActually, Marge, it's the third if you count that farm couple.
0.5sFarm couple?
2.99sBut I got a good feelin' about this one, Marge. I really do.
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4.05sThat is awesome. Finally, art that doesn't suck.
2.17sDear Lord! What are you doing?
0.43sYou don't like it?
2.9sNo, no! It's all wrong.
0.42sA shapely female form has no place in art.
3.44sBut what I thought is--
0.45sI sketched out exactly what I wanted.
3.47sBut what I was goin' for--
2.55sDid you even look at the napkin?
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