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1.57sStupid air-needing lungs.
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1.78s(GASPS) The crown jewels.
2.9sNow I just have to locate the guard and seduce him in...
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1.2sFour seconds?
1.13sGUARD: Who goes there?
2.22sThree, two, one.
1.85s(IN FEMALE VOICE) Hello, big boy.
1.57s(IMITATING EROTIC MUSIC)
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1.57sSilence! I am Basil,
2.57sthe Emperor's cousin and chief of his royal guard.
1.75sAnd I shall not be seduced by a...
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1.1sI said...
1.9s(IMITATING EROTIC MUSIC)
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4.57s(GROANING) (MUTTERING) Professor? What's the matter?
3.4sI'm Amy. The Professor and I switched bodies.
1.12sOh, lord.
2.65sAll I wanted was to gorge myself a little,
4.42sbut I can't digest anything with these false teeth and this hit-or-miss colon.
2.37sAt least you get a senior discount at the movies.