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4.5s(APPLAUSE) That's the dumbest thing anybody's ever done.
1.5sYou're hired!
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1.77sSo you're a common bending robot,
1.67swith a human peasant roommate?
2.82sOh, crap, that is what I am!
1.82sNo, Bender, I envy you.
2.3sI'm so bored with all these pretentious trappings.
2.84sThe jewels, the parties, the beautiful robo-women.
1.03sHello.
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2.57s(SCOFFS) My fiancee, Princess Flavia.
3.95sDearest, meet Bender. He's a robot in the body of a Chinese Martian physicist.
1.95sHow tedious.
3.6sOh, to escape this gilded cage for a day.
2.79sYou know, we could trade bodies.
2.05sI could take over the humdrum royal stuff,
1.7sand you could be a regular Joe for a day.
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2.54sOr more. Much more.