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2.74sGo ahead, ask me something only a robot would know.
2.58sA reverse Turing Test, eh? Very good.
1.57sWhat is the square root of nine?
2.94sUh, hold on, let me just get out a pencil.
4.2s(SIGHS) Okay, look, I'm not that kind of robot. I'm more this kind of robot.
4.95s(BEAT BOXING) He steps forwards but moves backwards.
2.37sBy the gods! He is a machine!
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2.77sNo, that won't restore everyone, either.
3.6sBesides, I don't want my decrepit old body back!
4.57sI'm running away with this invincible robot body and joining something.
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3.87sLook, I paid for 15 robot clowns per cubic meter of car,
3.97sand you're barely giving me 12. Now, crumple up and get in...
1.47sAnd fasten your seatbelts.
1.87s(ALL GROANING) Come on!
1.15sGood day.
3.37sI am Nonchalanto, the robot daredevil.